what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
