And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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