This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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