I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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