I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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