Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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