Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
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