If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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