We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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