My boss' voice literally gives me gas
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
