It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I'm really busy with my period
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