try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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