ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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