All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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