overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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