David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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