i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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