My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Randomize
