Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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