Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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