I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
time to smoke my breakfast
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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