Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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