If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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