it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Randomize