i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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