This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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