Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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