i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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