But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
send nudes
from the living room?
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