i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
