I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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