I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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