it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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