Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I accidentally burped into my bong.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
PANTIES FOUND
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