Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
you made out with another girl for some wings
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
