either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
one might say we're banned from that church
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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