elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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