yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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