I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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