Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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