it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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