bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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