FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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