Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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