I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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