u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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