Is it normal to miss your booty call?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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