Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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