After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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