i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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