Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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