my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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