He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize