have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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