I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
ttyl tear gas
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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